While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
only you would photoshop your dick
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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