he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Randomize
