scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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