Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Pooping to opera.
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