In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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