So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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