You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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