its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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