Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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