I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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