its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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