I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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