I love black thongs
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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