he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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