Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Also, beer. Big fan.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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