we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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