Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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