am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Randomize
