This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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