Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
please don't ironically join a cult
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