just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Your penis caused this!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
