My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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