I think im going to throw up on grandma
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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