You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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