It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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