Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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