I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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