this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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