hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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