Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
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She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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