The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Come on in and take your pants off
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