I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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