She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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