The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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