Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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