I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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