You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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