office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
