The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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