He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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