I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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