I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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