I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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