He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
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so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Randomize