We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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