so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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