It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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