My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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