He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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