i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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