Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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