Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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