He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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