Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
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...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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