Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i barfeds in our rink
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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